Arthur's Newspaper Editions 6

Issue 31
"Wan Fu and Leo Fainted in a Bath
The Two Give No Reason"

"A bath craftsman found that Wan Fu
and Leo fainted in a bath the other
night. The two were showing the
white of their eyes, but their life was
in no danger. When the craftsman put
them into a water bath they awakened."

"The interviewers asked them the reason
why they had fainted, but the two only
gave a vague answer. 'Our baths are so
comfortable that they may have fallen
asleep,' said Goro. We have never heard
of anyone fainting after taking a nap
in a bath, but a long bath may be very
dangerous."

"Normal people should take
baths of a reasonable length."


Issue 32
"Reed Sobbing at the Little Match Girl
Rumor that He is Quite Delicate"

"Recently, 'The Little Match Girl' was
staged. At the end of the play, when
the girl goes to heaven, Reed broke
down weeping."

"Samus, surprised, thought he was sick
and took him to the clinic.
But it seems his only problem was
that he couldn't stop weeping.
Beneath his manly front lies the heart
of a delicate girl. Samus was laughing
heartily."

"Reed was saying something about
chopping onions while watching the play,
but nobody believed him."


Issue 33
"Kenji with a Lover and Hidden Child!
That's My Wife and Child"

"Yesterday evening, Kenji was seen
walking in the entertainment district
of Vinay del Zexay with a beautiful
woman and a child.

"The first witness, Alanis, stated that
the three were walking happily and
were like a true family. 'It IS my true
wife, and I have never hidden that fact',
Kenji said,when interviewed by the newspaper.
'Illegitimate child? No! I've never
hidden the fact', he stated."

"Are they really a true family?' Wait for
the next news."


Issue 34
"Yumi Seen Sleepwalking
Men Want to Cure Her"

"Yumi, the beautiful warrior who is
always at the top of the popularity
polls, was suspected of sleepwalking."

"A witness said, 'When I went to the
kitchen at midnight, Yumi was wandering
about the hallway. I called her, but it
seemed she did not notice. My wife said
she was sleepwalking. I hope she gets
better'. "

"Although it is a mystery what
the witness and his wife were doing in
the kitchen at night, we are worried
about Yumi. We hope there are not any
ill-intentioned people who want to take
a walk with her at night."

Issue 35
"Elevator Girl Doing Mysterious Training"

"There was a strange rumor in the castle
about Shizu, the elevator attendant,
leaving every night with a mysterious
group to undergo some kind of training."

"According to a resident, who claims to
have seen the training site in the
forest, half-naked men with masks were
pulling giant stones up and down with
ropes. Shizu was giving commands, such
as: 'The stone's weight is a life's
weight!' and 'Dad, don't give up!'
To this the men would reply,
'yes, sir!' "

"What is this training? Of course, it
could be the power for the elevator,
but nonetheless, it makes us curious."


Issues 36
"Gordon a Popular Actor!
Supply Shop Owner's Surprising Past"

"Gordon, the Casanova supply shop
owner, was a popular actor until a
few years ago, according to recent
interviews."

"The producer of the theater
said Gordon became famous because of
his distinctive appearance and strong
acting ability. The reason why
he retired is not clear, but the
director of the playhouse suspects
it may have been to spend more time
with his family."

"At any rate, as the theater is a source
of profit for the Castle, we look forward
to Gordon's return, having learned
of this past experience."


Issue 37
"Piccolo and Martha Doing Business!
A Synergy Effect?"

"Mr. J (pseudonym), following the
advice of Piccolo, recently bought
lottery tickets of groups A to Z, with
the last three numbers of '777'."

"According to Piccolo's prediction,
the last three numbers of the first-
prize lottery ticket would be 777,
but this was not the case. Mr. J was
aghast when, afterward, he saw Martha
paying Piccolo. J said, 'It's possible
they have worked out some kind of deal.
Could there be a cozy relationship
between a fortune-teller and a lottery
ticket seller?"

"After interviews with this newspaper,
Piccolo and Martha are saying 'not
possible', as if they arranged beforehand
to tell the same story. The truth remains
to be seen."


Issue 38
"Previous Owner of the Star Dragon Sword
Questions from War Participants"

"Some of the participants in the
Dunan Unification War are
questioning the owner of the
Star Dragon Sword."

"The Star Dragon Sword is known
as Edge's sword, and it speaks
human languages. It is said that it
was owned by the captain, Viktor,
who took part in the Dunan Unification
War."

"In response to our inquiries, Edge
stated, 'An important person asked
me to keep it'. There are rumors
that there is some kind of close
relationship between the two owners,
according to a source."

"The truth has yet to be revealed."

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